allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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