I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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