I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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