And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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