is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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