does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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