I am in a vortex of obligation.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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