your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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