i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
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I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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