I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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