You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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