Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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