someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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