JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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