I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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