Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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