so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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