Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
How external is "for external use only"?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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