what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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