I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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