kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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