Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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