I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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