can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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