Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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