Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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