That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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