i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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