I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
