HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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