How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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