David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
