I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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