I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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