what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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