Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
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I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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