Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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