we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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