Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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