: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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