he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
