went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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