Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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