going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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