Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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