Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
they need to just BURY HIM!
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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