actually, I'm a sock model
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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