I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize