Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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