Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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