So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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