what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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