I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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tonight lets celebrate not being married
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
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My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
He has the fingertips of a God
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