Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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