So many bounce houses so little time
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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