heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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