just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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